Mr. and Mrs. Brad Pitt - Too Good to be True?

It seems like Hollywood is all about Brangelina. What are they doing? What are they up to? They can sell their every family picture and people are actually going to buy them. It seems weird. Sometimes I envy Angelina for having hooked up with a guy like Brad Pitt (I mean in terms of looks). He is the perfect model for every brochure printing paper and other types of media as well.

But as I go about reading the entertainment pages online and read about their every step on this planet, I stop feeling envious. From my point of view, it seems like a surreal life. Big Brother is watching them and they are selling all the rights to be followed by the cameras for a price, of course. Oh well, it has been publicized that the money that they are getting from selling the photos of the beautiful members of their family goes to charities that they support.

They are beautiful. They are happy. They help save the world. And all these seem fake, well for me as a spectator of all these at least. Is this all fake or their PR people are the best in the industry?

This week, we all have read and heard about how Angelina loves Brad. She said that he is the reason why she was convinced to get pregnant. She talks about how he helps her in raising the children, how Brad loves all their children. And she has a movie that she is promoting and people cannot think of anything to ask her but about her most photographed family.

I’m sorry. I am really not a fan no matter how I try to convince myself that these are good people, if not the perfect couple. They are so perfect that they are becoming a bore. There will come a time when people would no longer care.

At least with Suri, daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, not everything is in perfect position. The child has parents who are being criticized every now and then. But despite all that, even with the issue of Scientology surrounding them, they appear more human than the family of Angelina and Brad.

In the case of Jennifer Lopez, she has finally become human in my eyes when I read the interview that she wanted to stop from getting on print. I hope that celebrities do share such facts to their fans. J-Lo revealed how she suffered from depression for a time and how she acted and resolved the problem. She shared how she was also affected of postpartum depression 10 days after she gave birth to her twins. The interview answered in a humane way why she opted to sell her babies’ pictures. Asked if she gave the $6 million that they got from it to charity, she said that they donated a little to a good cause and saved the rest for the twins.

I miss those days when Britney Spears was going all crazies and people were absorbed with all her antics. At least the news at the time was not splattered with Brangelina and all their children and how perfect they are.

It is ideal for celebrities and non-celebrities alike help out to raise awareness about good causes. But the public do not have to know every detail that goes into it. But that is just my take on this. I know that there is a clamor to see everything that is happening to this perfect family, hence the proliferation of their images may it be in print or the broadcast medium.

Leave Jennifer Alone!

Jennifer Aniston’s love life is as sticky as an adhesive vinyl, eh? I mean this Friends’ star remains to be in the hot public eye long after the phenomenal sitcom stopped airing. Cameras were there to capture her bonding moments with Courtney Cox Arquette’s family. More cameras appeared when she was making sweet music together with John Meyer. And now many people are speculating about her romantic involvement with model Matt Felker.

As the famous blogger turned TV personality and a Britney advocate, Chris Crocker, said, “Leave Britney alone.” Of course, in this case it would be more apt to say, “Leave Jennifer alone.” But these two have something in common. People can’t seem to get enough of the latest happening about them.

For Jennifer, this all started since she got entangled then disentangled with Brad Pitt. As people remain to be curious about how Brad and Angelina are doing, they want to hear something juicy about Jen as well so that they can start comparing her to the female half of the Brangelina tandem. But they are worlds apart. Angelina knows how to play her cards right in her career as well as in her personal life.

As for Jennifer, she always seems to be testing the water. People are speculating that this happened only after Brad Pitt. She married him, for one. But if the rumors are true, Jen wasn’t ready yet to become a mom whether to her own or to adopted kids, much more so those that come from different nations.

But whatever Jen chooses to do or chooses not to, she’s lucky because she’s cute. What a statement. But it’s true. People will still be curious about her even if she prefers to remain single or hook up with someone who looks so far from Brad. The important thing is that she’s still a star. She’s making movies and TV appearances and people are still interested about her.

And to segue to Chris Crocker fave celeb, Britney has the same fate. No matter what she did, people will forgive her because she is still a star. But people will not always be so forgiving. So she should straighten up before it is already too late. She must get back to shape and get back to what she is known for, singing and producing hits.

I no longer care about Britney’s love life. Actually, for me, she shouldn’t have one for as long as she still hasn’t settled her sons’ future. She must work hard for their sake. And she must make sure that the money from her hard work will go to her son and not to Kevin Federline.

Okay, this blog was supposed to be about Jennifer. As of this writing, Felker’s publicist denied that the two are dating. But whatever will make Jen, happy, she must do it. She deserves to be happy, just like Angelina and oh well, to end this piece, just like Britney as well.

THE BAD GIRLS OF HOLLYWOOD - ON THEIR WAY TO HAPPY EVER AFTER, EXCEPT FOR BRITNEY

So the mean girls of Hollywood are finally getting the pieces together. Or are they? Paris Hilton is proclaiming her love for the brother of her former bestfriend's beau? Were you able to follow suit?

Nicole Richie, the adopted daughter of Lionel Richie (I am making all these complicated), was Paris' former bestfriend. They broke that tie when, according to some gossip mongers, Nicole spread Paris' sex video at a party. But after the announcement that they were no longer bestfriends, they have kissed and made up so many times years later.

While everything seems to be going bad for Nicole, she was even suspected of suffering from anorexia, Joel Madden of "Good Charlotte" band impregnated her and brought her fats back. I mean he brought her life back. She has given birth to a baby girl in January.

And Paris, on the other hand, hooked up with the other Madden brother, Joel's ideantical twin, Benji. And the girl is now proclaiming her L-O-V-E for him all over the cyberspace. But she has not taken the drastic step yet of getting pregnant.

The Simpsons
Ashlee Simpson seems to be singing a happier note than her big sis, Jessica. Ashlee has gotten engaged to Pete Wentz, her rocker boyfriend who wears mascara.

While Yoko Romo, errr, Jessica, is helping boyfriend Tony Romo of Dallas Cowboys lose his career. The fans has given her the nickname Yoko Romo, comparing her to Yoko Ono, John Lennon's wife who conthe fans were blaming for Lennon's career fall.

The Spears
Jamie Lyn is preggy and her boyfriend is ready to marry her. Soon enough, we'll be facing another Spears of the world.

Britney, well, she's still liking the idea that people are interested in what she's doing. She still likes it that the paparazzi are following her every move. So, yeah, nothing much has changed. Britney is still running around, belly and all, in skimpy outfits.

All of us should learn a little something from all these. Not because you've given birth to two sons means that you're going to lead the happy ever after route. This is especially true if you have married the palace's guard rather than its prince.