Pinoy Showbiz Quotes & Beauty Pageant Booboos

I got this from an e-mail & just wanna share some laughs! Enjoy =)

1) Alam mo ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to step your foot...ah , forward!

MELANIE MARQUEZ ANSWERING ATE LUDS QUESTION: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
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2) Ano kasi , she is, I mean she was, kasi past tense na nga pala...

SNOOKY ANSWERING A QUESTION FROM THE PANEL IN SEE-TRUE
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3) Eddie Mercado: Of the three titles at stake, which would you want to win?

Finalist: I want to win the Bb. Pilipinas Universe because it would be an honor to represent the Philippines in the whole Universe!

BINIBINING PILIPINAS CIRCA 70's
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4) So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa University of Belt.
ALMA MORENO WRAPPING UP THE CONVERSATION WITH GUEST JOEY ALBERT IN HER NOW DEFUNCT SHOW RATED A.

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5) Joey : Ano ang favorite movie mo, Tagalog o English?

Discorama Girl contestant: BOT!
Vic: So favorite mo talaga si Edgar Mortiz!
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6) Joe Quirino: Sharon, are you familiar with the current problems we have in the film industry?

Sharon: Sorry, Tito Joe, I'm afraid not.

JQ: What about you Myra, what can you say?

Myra Manibog: Naku Tito Joe, I'm afraid also!
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7) Joey de Leon: How are you?

Miss Gay Philippines contestant: How are you too!
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8) Eddie Mercado: Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollar, would you also do the same?

Melanie Marquez: NO, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long legged.

With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the Miss International in 1978.
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9) Joe Cantada : So Atoy, what are your prospects now, mukhang makakayanan kayo ng Toyota this coming semi-finals round...

Atoy Co : Well Joe, the ball is around!

(naghanap tuloy ng bola si Joe)
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10) PBA anchor : So sino sa tingin mo Arnie ang may appeal sa iyong artista natin?

Arnie Tuadles (SLN): Si JEN siyempre!

Anchor: Sinong Jen?

Arnie T: Si JEN SABURIT.
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11) SA GERMSPECIAL...DEBUT ni Janice de Belen!

Kuya Germs: Happy Birthday Janice. Ana, may sasabihin ka pa?

Ana Margarita Gonzales (sister ni Kring-Kring): Ilan taon ka na ngayon, Janice?
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12) Tom Babauta guesting on Germspecial

Kuya Germs: Do you love Philippines?

Tom: Yes Kuya Germs.

Kuya Germs: Have you made love to a Filipina?
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13) Lydia immediately after winning against PT Usha of India for the Century Dash in 1984 Asian Games.

Reporter: What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending.

Lydia: Oo nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast!
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14) New Year's presentation ng See True:
Ate Luds: O sige ano na ang inyong prediction para kay Stella Strada.
Madam Auring: Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno!

Kinabukasan, HEADLINE: STELLA STRADA COMMITS SUICIDE!
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15) Joey de Leon: Ano sa tingin mo ang katangian mo na iba sa mga kalaban mo?

Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: Unang-una, isa akong tunay na Babaeng Pilipina na handang maglingkod sa bayan. Alam ko na ang isang Gay na katulad ko ay maaring maging halimbawa sa lipunan. OO nga kami'y pinagtatawanan subalit may karapatan din naman kaming mabuhay para hindi lamang sa sarili kundi para sa mga taong aming mapaglilingkuran.

Joey: So Ano nga ang katangian iba sa iyo?

Contestant: Palangiti ako.

Vic: Kahit walang tao?
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16) Isang panelist sa See-True: Paano mo nabibigyan buhay ang pag-bobold?

Coca Nicolas: Pinaiinum ako ni Tito Rey ng FONDADOR.
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17) Joey de Leon: Ano ang masasabi mo sa katayuan ng mga katulad mo sa lipunan, sabi nila...blah, blah, blah...

Miss Gay Phil Contestant: (panay ang ngiti at halatang kinakabahan...)

Unang una Joey at Vic, Magandang tanghali sa inyong lahat. Pwedeng pakiulit yung tanong?
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18) SUPER SI REYNA CONTEST
Emcee: Anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?
Contestant: A... ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye.
Emcee: Paki-eksplika nga?
Contestant: Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin ko din ang nanay mo!
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19) LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST

Emcee: Anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?
Contestant: Maging lalaki po.
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20) LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST

Emcee (to boy consort, inaalaska): Okay 'tong suot mo boy, a!
Boy consort: 'T&~G #NA MO!
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21) MR. WORLD PHILIPPINES CONTEST

Emcee: What do you think should a man possess to be successful?
Contestant: I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. I thank you.
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22) Eat Bulaga's husband and wife compatability contest (a la Newly Weds game show)

Host: Misis, ano ang nilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang itlog tuwing umaga?

Misis: Johnson's Baby Powder!